Friday, January 26, 2007

If music be the food of love, sing on

If music be the food of love,
sing on till I am fill'd with joy;
for then my list'ning soul you move
with pleasures that can never cloy,
your eyes, your mien, your tongue declare
that you are music ev'rywhere.

Pleasures invade both eye and ear,
so fierce the transports are, they wound,
and all my senses feasted are,
tho' yet the treat is only sound.
Sure I must perish by our charms,
unless you save me in your arms.

-Colonel Henry Heveningham

mmm... Henry Purcell wrote a great musical arrangement for that poem in 1690...

Out of time, post later

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

We are all responsible for our own ARTGASM

It's been a while, I have no excuses.

I went to a workshop last night... I walked out feeling very open.. emotional... and ready to tackle the world. Glad that's gone now. Maybe...

I'll write more about whats going on in my life later. This is for Ali, hope you're feeling better.

-What I got out of this workshop-

If you feel nervous, you're not prepared. A person who is prepared will feel excitement about what they're doing. An actor will go over a script or monologue 250 times before they feel like they might be able to do it right. Go over 2-3 lines every 30 minutes. Then you'll be prepared if you're handed a sudden script change, or a new situation.

Funny is money. Bring something that reflects you. If you're a geeky sort of person, don't read a monologue from Don Juan Demarco. Read something you can relate to, so you have that foundation of emotion to draw upon.

Think of opposites. Don't just read a war script as a serious drama, perhaps laugh a bit and have it like a comedy. Roberto Benigni won an Oscar for Life is Beautiful for finding the humour in a jewish concentration camp.

Always come from somewhere. Don't walk into a room, set yourself, take a minute, look down, then start your monologue, the audience will know you're acting. Leave, then come back in as your character. Make them believe you aren't who you really are.

Don't talk too slowly during your monologue. We aren't hearing impaired, and we aren't mentally challenged. When you sound like William Shatner seducing some 3 breasted alien woman, you could drive a truck through those pauses. Do your actions while you're speaking.

Don't lose your voice. Be clear, don't withdraw into a whisper.

When going into an audition, be quick, be busy. Create a FTC for yourself a "False Time Constraint", act like you have to be somewhere, you are doing the Casting Directors a favor by taking time out of your day and memorizing their script. You're not a desperate actor, with all the time in the world. You're not there to be friendly. When you walk into that room, go in thinking "What do you have that I want?" If you're nit-picking about your lines or script, you're not prepared enough.

When you're reading your script or monologue, talk TO somebody, make a relationship in your mind, have them BE the character you're talking to. Be a good time "be fun". People will want to be around somebody who's upbeat.

Play to win. Don't just play to not lose.

If you're tough on yourself, the world will also be tough on you. People feel your insecurity. Go in thinking that you deserve it, and it will show.

Your job is to change the molecules in the room. Do not merely be a reactor to the things around you. Generate reactions. Do not be the person going home after an audition thinking.. "If only I had done this". Do it. The only thing stopping you is your own insecurity.

Do an audition so that you make sure that the reason you're not cast for the part wasn't you. It was something else like, age, height, weight, or something you can't control. You can control how you do in an audition.

When doing a monologue, do something that you love, something you're passionate about. Never stop and ask to start again if you've made a mistake. You're wasting everybody's time.

Think of doing a script as storytelling, make it personal, make it passionate, and make it specific. Sit back, relax, take the stage, make the audience lean in and come to you. Don't lean forwards to go to them. Stay in the script.

Break habits

Be open

You're doing a DRAMA. Don't pick something you're comfortable with. Don't pick an english script and speak in a canadian or american accent. Break out of your comfort level. Reach for it, don't bring it down. If you're doing something from a well known movie. Don't just strive to be as good as the actor doing it, aim to surpass them. Be simple. Don't self-reject.

HUMOUR, MISCHIEF, VULNERABILITY, DANGER.

Do your homework, don't just do a script, know the characters, know the circumstances in their history that makes them who they are. Know the history of the area the scene is taking place in. Fill your head with knowledge.

"When you look at an actor and see the light shining through their eyes, make sure it isn't from the sun shining through the hole in the back of their head."

Imagine the career that you want, and you will get it. Actors on the screen may not be terribly talented, you may think that you could do that scene better than they did. But they got that part because they believed in themselves to get it. They are simple. They think they can do it better than anybody else can. Get an ego.

If you treat yourself well, others will too.

Love yourself enough to get what you want.

If there is tension in your voice, there is tension in my ear.

If there is tension in your body, there is tension in my eye.

RELAX.

Change yourself to stimulate your imagination. Go into an audition wearing a boxers if you normally wear briefs, or wear your girlfriend/boyfriends underwear. That change will break you out of your comfortable rut, and stir your imagination.

AWARENESS

Love takes TIME.

Raise your "Joy-Tolerance", let down your walls, nothing gets through a wall, thats why they are called walls. Let yourself feel. A baby comes into this world without walls. They cry as loud as they can, they will pee on you and then laugh. Life makes us build barriers and wall off ourselves.

Know what "turns you on".

All art stems from a Point of View.

RELAXATION, CONCENTRATION, IMAGINATION.

If you're relaxed and know your material, you can concentrate on it. When you can concentrate, you can begin to let your imagination roam free.

The head, the heart, the hips. These are the three things that make our decisions for us. Logic, Love, and Lust. If I used my head more than my hips... Ah, nevermind.

Awknowledge your shadow. With the nice voice in your head telling you that you will succeed, is the bad voice that's telling you that you're going to make a fool out of yourself and that you will fail. Awknowledge this voice. Don't ignore it. To become fearless, you must face your fear.

IMPORTANCE

I ACT TO BE EXPRESSIVE, NOT IMPRESSIVE.

You're not acting to show off your skills. Actors seem to love the sound of their own voice. Take away the desire to "act". Empathize and express yourself.

When you're faced with change, you struggle, you put up your fists to fight it. Stop. Put your hands to your sides, open your hands palms outwards.

"You have to have open palms to receive."



Hmmm.. delicious... I hope somebody understood what I wrote.

I'm going to try to have more artgasms...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

This had a tremendous capacity for things going wrong

These are the days of our lives.

Kind of.. I lie. Another day another dollar.

Saw myself in X-Men 3, had to pause to do so.. because within a second, my head ducks away and I turn from the camera. Metaphor for life? Naaaah.

So halloween's coming up. What better way to celebrate a pagan holiday than to dress up perversely, indulge in far too much sugar, and do lewd things? Maybe I can put my sword to use! GLEE! A real sword... sicko's.

Limbo is boring. You lay back and the world begins to consume you.

Hum, semi-productive day at work. Nary much more to say about that.

Maybe i'll do karaoke tonight... or maybe i'll just slip home into sweet oblivion.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Back in the fold

Hmm.. *peeks head in*

Well it's been quiet huh? Sucks to be me. Haven't posted in a month. Actually sucks to be you guys who actually check this thing and find no updates.

Nice and easy September I guess. Started working full time 10-6 Monday to Friday. This devours my soul. My workday is split between Cowie and Fox Creative Inc. and Blink Management. Cowie and Fox is a creative ad company, I don't do any sort of interesting work here. I've just been put on for a 3-month contract to input their accounting numbers in the computer. So I've had to catch up on 9 months of paperwork previous to this month. Imagine sitting at a computer all day looking over invoices and expenses, then categorizing them into excel. Yippee! Blink Management is the talent agency where i'm represented. Basically my agent has needed to be out of the office for a while, and I'm covering all the office work that needs to be done while she's out and working from home submitting etc. On the plus side, I get to experience the ins and outs of talent agency work. How many and what sorts of projects are going in and out. And read scripts and storyboards for upcoming projects. It would be cooler if I could tell anybody about these things, but that would be leaking priviledged information to the public which would cost me my job.

Humm... on an impulse buy I got myself a Nintendo DS. Its good to keep me busy while commuting to and from work on the bus. Note to self in the future though.. Don't play the DS while standing on a moving bus as it is easy to get lurched forward and unbalanced when bus is making sudden stops. Luckily an old woman was there to prevent me from falling and hurting. I didn't fall on her. punks.. I know you were all thinking that. She just pushed me back upright as I was about to lurch and fall... near her. Yeah.

Also kind of feeling like a lump. I don't go out as much as I used to. This is mostly due to the fact that I work in the morning now, and feel like getting a good night's sleep. And I was broke for a while so that wasn't conducive to evenings out. How do regular people live like this? Working a normal schedule five days out of the week. What I'm living isn't the lifestyle I enjoy.

Ever realize that you should have died a long long time ago? Seriously. If it weren't for modern medicine and devices, over 75% of the worlds "first world" population wouldn't be here. I mean, I eat too much, and am not in terribly good shape. I've taken anti-biotics for ear infections. My eyes would have had me killed ages ago. I would have sat on a bear or something. So the modern world has permitted me to live. But what am I doing with this life? I lack direction. I enjoy doing many things, but I have no career path that I'm striving to fulfill.

I should make a list of all the things that I want to do in the near future... though I have no idea how to prioritize this list.
1. Move out of my parents house
2. Get a car
3. Find a job that would be able to support option 1 and 2
4. Find something that I'm passionate about
5. Finish school (?)
6. Take acting classes
7. Write a book
8. Become independant

Each of the things have a whole lot of sub-lists.. moving out would be interesting as I'd have to convince my chinese parents to accept the fact that i'm not just a kid with no-direction. I know they love me and are just looking out for me, but at the same time the way they coddle me and keep me dependant on them isn't really conducive to me becoming independant. Of course this is mostly my own fault as I'm letting myself become dependant on them as it's really easier than going out and becoming independant on my own. Path of least resistance and all.

On an odder note. Watched Uwe Boll beat the crap out of 4 of his critics on Saturday. Yeah, that's the way to get them to like you.. throw a punch at them. Though admittedly they kind of deserved it. They had months to prepare for the boxing match, and obviously none of them had even tried to train for it. Dr. Boll has boxed amateurly/semi-pro for about 15 years. Sure he's 41 and not in the best shape now, but he'll still kick your ass given the opportunity. You trash talk him and don't think he's going to hit you hard? Silly critics. People praised "Lowtax" (Webmaster of SomethingAwful.com) for making light of the whole thing, even though he wasn't prepared, he thought this whole thing was a publicity stunt and was quite shocked when Uwe hit him as hard as he did, he threw in the towel after two minutes. I find the fact that he became angry because Uwe hit him hard as just silly. The man challenged you to a boxing match. You accepted. Didn't really train for over three months, got your ass kicked, and are now sore that he took the fight seriously and you lasted less than two minutes? The duel is a long standing tradition. It's honorable. In the whole cavemannish way of beating the crap out of two people. Its a violent way to settle a matter between supposed gentlemen. Personally I take challenges seriously and will fight if it becomes apparent that it isn't a terrible idea to do so. In all honesty I've only not been able to talk my way out of one fight in my life. And even though I "beat" the person, I never threw a punch, and just submitted him on the ground. Still, a fight, is a fight, is a fight. Don't walk into an arena of battle without some sort of focus and goal of something you wish to accomplish in your mind, or you won't walk back out.

Bleh. Talked to much now. Leave some comments and i'll try to respond to them when I can. That way I'll know what I type is worth typing since it's being read.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

the asian bear knows

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, and this motherfucking plane!

Heh, watched Snakes on a Plane tonight.. crazy movie. If you've ever wondered how many different places a snake could bite you... watch this movie and wonder no longer.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Bottoms are made out of springs.

Why do girls have such awesome bottoms? Anyways.. I'm being a pig.

What an interesting week..

Saw Dead Man's Chest again...

A couple of things bothered me though.

Ending on a cliffhanger of sorts-

Ugh. Why go The Matrix route? They get a smash first film, and when they decide to go "trilogy", they say "Hey! I know! We can make the last two films one long film!". At least the Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions were filmed to come out only a few (six?) months apart from eachother. I don't believe they did this with the Pirates films. Which means we're waiting a year for the next one. Correct me if I'm wrong. (I stand corrected. They did film both movies simultaenously, but it will still be a year between release.)

Reusing old jokes-

I liked the bit when Elizabeth shows up and Jack says "Hide the rum!". That was a cute throwback to the first film. But all the other rehashed jokes were completely unecessary. George Lucas sort of did the same thing with his prequels, throwing in all this shit from the original movies. It's like "Ok, the audience are all fucking morons, so we have to put in all this stuff from the original films, or they're going to forget that they're watching the same series of movies". Gimme a break.

Other than that, the movie was outstanding. The last bit with Jack gave me goosebumps, and I loved the very end, even if I'm fustrated to be left hanging like that.

Just my $0.02.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

pollination in progress

"The Goats and the Bees, are flying in the trees"

The bitterest words said over the grave, are words left unsaid, and deeds left undone.