Purple horses eat meat.
Hmm.. what innane thoughts should I share with everybody today? Are my thoughts truly innane? Or is the insanity merely flashes of brilliance?
I think the whole world is insane. How can we live life as we do without thought about the future generations of human beings? We are a parasite on this earth. An organism that is sucking the life out of the world.
On the brighter side of things.. the beach is a WONDERFUL place to be! Sitting on the sand watching the sun set should be something I do everyday! Speaking of which, you are no less vulnerable to the harsh rays of the sun at sunset than at sunrise are you? It just feels cooler due to the gentle breeze coming off the water. I should have worn sunscreen. Watch me get skin cancer.
Why is it when you order milk at a bar, people give you funny looks? I sat down with my friend at a bar.. he orders a keiths.. a respectable Canadian beer.. I order a glass of milk. The bartender gave me a look like I had passed the loudest possible gas imaginable. My other friend Dan comes back from the restroom, sits down beside me and is about to say "I'll have what he's having" until Selman (friend 1) says.. "Wait wait.. check out what Dave's getting".. the bartender then smiles and convinces Dan that it's going to be something good and awesome. He lays down the glass.. takes the milk and begins to pour... at about a quarter of the glass full.. Dan goes.. "A paralyzer?" the bartender merely smiles and keeps pouring.. at around half fullness a sudden look of realization appears on Dans face.. in disbelief he continues till the glass is 3/4 full.. then.. "Milk?!? You ordered MILK at a bar?!?" so that was the joke of the night. I think I might just continue ordering milk till it stops being funny :p
Yup.. reading Sarum by Edward Rutherford now. It's quite captivating.
I think the whole world is insane. How can we live life as we do without thought about the future generations of human beings? We are a parasite on this earth. An organism that is sucking the life out of the world.
On the brighter side of things.. the beach is a WONDERFUL place to be! Sitting on the sand watching the sun set should be something I do everyday! Speaking of which, you are no less vulnerable to the harsh rays of the sun at sunset than at sunrise are you? It just feels cooler due to the gentle breeze coming off the water. I should have worn sunscreen. Watch me get skin cancer.
Why is it when you order milk at a bar, people give you funny looks? I sat down with my friend at a bar.. he orders a keiths.. a respectable Canadian beer.. I order a glass of milk. The bartender gave me a look like I had passed the loudest possible gas imaginable. My other friend Dan comes back from the restroom, sits down beside me and is about to say "I'll have what he's having" until Selman (friend 1) says.. "Wait wait.. check out what Dave's getting".. the bartender then smiles and convinces Dan that it's going to be something good and awesome. He lays down the glass.. takes the milk and begins to pour... at about a quarter of the glass full.. Dan goes.. "A paralyzer?" the bartender merely smiles and keeps pouring.. at around half fullness a sudden look of realization appears on Dans face.. in disbelief he continues till the glass is 3/4 full.. then.. "Milk?!? You ordered MILK at a bar?!?" so that was the joke of the night. I think I might just continue ordering milk till it stops being funny :p
Yup.. reading Sarum by Edward Rutherford now. It's quite captivating.
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