To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

Rawr!

Begone, foul villain! Begone!

Please?

*whimper*

I think i'm done for... tell my dog that.. I love her..

Ew.. not in that way... sicko.

Somedays I think it's a victory when I get up and talk myself out of depriving myself of oxygen, until I talk to you.. and then I start thinking.. a victory for whom?

Hahaha, I'm just a huge joyball! Is that a real word? It is now!

So what's the deal with staying moisturized? It just makes you all slippery! Not even kidding. I didn't fear slipping all over the place till my feet got all this "good moisture" put back into it. Now i'm walking in fear for my life! Carpets... more like.. slippery floor of death! I've resorted to wearing slippers.

So.. Gene Hackman vs Kevin Spacey as the new Lex Luthor. They're insane. Both of them. Megalomaniacs. I dunno if I even like that Lex Luthor. The one from the comics and animation was a bigger than life Lex Luthor. He wasn't technically evil, he just associated with evil people. He was of the mind that you had to break a few eggs to make omelettes. The previews of this Lex Luthor is definately the movie Lex. He's a little too.. off the wall. But Kevin Spacey is an acting god. Even though sometimes he knows it and takes some tame roles a little too big a la "Big Kahuna".

I have an idea to become a superhero. It involves shooting radiation through every single species of animal and then letting them bite me. I think it's a foolproof plan.