a bird in the strand is worth two in shepards bush

Deep in their underground lair, the members of the Secret Brotherhood of Cliches were hard at work.

What is there to say about Vancouver? It's delightfully warm. I can feel my skin melting as I sit here typing on my computer. Last night I came upon the bright idea to sleep for a few hours in a bathtub filled with cool ater.. it seemed bright till my face slipped under water. Glorious drowning.

Can you imagine the power of having everything you think of come true? Oh the use and abuse of such a power is unfathomable!