Triangle man
Mmm hamburgers.. I do so enjoy consuming the charred flesh of dead animals.
Whilst people eat meat around me.. I like to lean in real close and whisper "you're eating that animal's muscles. that's what they used to move around when they were alive.. and now you're eating it!"
It doesn't work on me though.. i'm all.. "I know, animal muscle tastes delicious in my mouth." It actually sounds best when your mouth is full and you let a little bit of steak juice dribble down your chin when you say it! "UURMPTH DELICIOUS MUSCLE TISSUE HURRRMPH"
Ahh.. who just turned vegan out there? :p
Whilst people eat meat around me.. I like to lean in real close and whisper "you're eating that animal's muscles. that's what they used to move around when they were alive.. and now you're eating it!"
It doesn't work on me though.. i'm all.. "I know, animal muscle tastes delicious in my mouth." It actually sounds best when your mouth is full and you let a little bit of steak juice dribble down your chin when you say it! "UURMPTH DELICIOUS MUSCLE TISSUE HURRRMPH"
Ahh.. who just turned vegan out there? :p
posted by Dave at 4:09 AM
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ick... i still like muscle too though... esp with fries and a milkshake, delivered by a cute waitress in rollerskates ;)
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