the asian bear knows

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, and this motherfucking plane!

Heh, watched Snakes on a Plane tonight.. crazy movie. If you've ever wondered how many different places a snake could bite you... watch this movie and wonder no longer.

Bottoms are made out of springs.

Why do girls have such awesome bottoms? Anyways.. I'm being a pig.

What an interesting week..

Saw Dead Man's Chest again...

A couple of things bothered me though.

Ending on a cliffhanger of sorts-

Ugh. Why go The Matrix route? They get a smash first film, and when they decide to go "trilogy", they say "Hey! I know! We can make the last two films one long film!". At least the Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions were filmed to come out only a few (six?) months apart from eachother. I don't believe they did this with the Pirates films. Which means we're waiting a year for the next one. Correct me if I'm wrong. (I stand corrected. They did film both movies simultaenously, but it will still be a year between release.)

Reusing old jokes-

I liked the bit when Elizabeth shows up and Jack says "Hide the rum!". That was a cute throwback to the first film. But all the other rehashed jokes were completely unecessary. George Lucas sort of did the same thing with his prequels, throwing in all this shit from the original movies. It's like "Ok, the audience are all fucking morons, so we have to put in all this stuff from the original films, or they're going to forget that they're watching the same series of movies". Gimme a break.

Other than that, the movie was outstanding. The last bit with Jack gave me goosebumps, and I loved the very end, even if I'm fustrated to be left hanging like that.

Just my $0.02.

pollination in progress

"The Goats and the Bees, are flying in the trees"

The bitterest words said over the grave, are words left unsaid, and deeds left undone.

KABOOM.. That is how the bear deals with problems

I'm in the process of opening my emotions. It's an interesting task. I'm finding myself happier at some times, and yet more depressed in others. Maybe this is how people develop bipolar tendencies.

Sing me to Heaven

"In my heart's sequestered chambers lie truths stripped of poet's gloss

words alone are vain and vacant, and my heart is mute.

In response to aging silence, memory summons half-heard voices

And my soul finds primal eloquence and wraps me in song, wraps me in song.

If you would comfort me, sing me a lullaby

If you would win my heart, sing me a love song

If you would mourn me and bring me to God, sing me a requiem,

sing me to heaven

Touch in me all love and passion, pain and pleasure

touch in me grief and comfort, love and passion, pain and pleasure...

love me, comfort me, bring me to God,

sing me a love song, sing me to heaven..."

Have heart young one

I've missed a few days I know... it's been a nice couple of days though. I've been out a bit.. drank.. had some fun.

Eternity

My eyes like stars look into the deepening sky,
Shining ever upon the humble Earth,
Their gaze settling upon one of worth.
Watching over her wherever she might lie.

Beams of starlight reach for her this night,
Arms that wrap around her peaceful form,
Caressing her and shielding her from any storm,
Ever she lies, guarded by my stars bright light.

My all, my love, ever her eyes glimmer,
Tears formed of joy are what in her future lays,
Warm arms to hold and words to light her days,
Mein shatze, ich liebe dich, für immer.

Though ever she lies, the mountains apart,
My thoughts forever to follow my heart.

Waking up

Where have you gone? -No- don't tell me-
I think that I shouldn't know.
I'd just let it burrow inside me.
So I'll leave you alone, let you go.

They say, "You were just born of desire -
That it was right that you leave,
It's time to grow up" - the truth hurts, I don't know,
I trusted - You made me believe.

Where Can I go to keep you beside me?
What else do I need to give?
What can I do? I begged you to love me,
Without you I'd rather not live.

You were everything I ever wanted -
Til then I was lost in a mist.
Then you came up to me - showed me you weren't a dream -
Now I sit here, missing your kiss.

It was just me and you - but I think that I knew,
You were something that couldn't be had.
The music we wove was delightful,
But now when I sing it, I'm sad.

Then came hurdles, and struggles, and lovers,
Silent words, broken trusts and closed doors
But time healed all my wounds, and I'm waiting
For you to come round, I want more.

No one can love me like you did,
Nor fill in your place as my muse.
There's no way I'd ever forget you,
You're the only one I'd ever choose.

I have to accept that it's over,
There are no more words left to say.
So I'll stand up - and I'll face it.
And with God as my witness, I'll pray:

Wherever I go, you'll be there beside me,
Whatever you want, I will give.
Whatever I do, I pray that you'll love me.
With your song in my heart, I live.

All I want is for you to be happy,
In my heart you'll always be more.
I'll never regret, and I'll never forget
What we had,
I'm no longer sad.
I've let my heart soar.

An ember stamped out before it's time...

This will be my last post for a while.

I've lost the desire to write.

always prepared for zombie invasion

the sun comes so quickly when you're having fun

the science of boobage

So I had a pretty average day today.

I spent some time placing a frying pan on a gas stove until it was red hot, and then I went around pressing said pan into the faces of nearby zombies, which would sear them into a charred, unrecognizable mess. Then I would take funny pictures as they flailed around blindly.

I beat one zombie senseless with a giant stuffed bear, while he was wearing a care bear mask.

And don't even get me started on the hidden katana.

chickionky

the chickionky.. body of a chicken.. head of a monkey... it is generally considered to be the most evil creature in the universe...

glow like ninja

Is this reality?

It's NOT reality...

Hmm.. I guess that will have to do..

Odd when a girl says "Normally I'd be backing away, but for some reason you're so impossibly likeable."

You have no idea how often I have to depend on that.

testing times

I wonder if anybody actually reads the drivel I write.

Reading does wonders to calm a bored soul... Well.. i'm going back to reading. Maybe i'll write more later...

inappropriate name

Ungh....

sleep is a luxury...

It's been fun getting more auditions... I went in as a 'fan' for Fantastic Four 2.. all the way down in Lions Gate Studios... big studio.. in North Van... pain in the arse to get to.

dig through the ditches

4 hours of sleep.. then helping my cousin move does not a wonderful day make.

On the other hand, while waiting around at the new house, I was able to finish Shadow of the Giant. Good book by the way.

I've got mixed emotions about hearing that they've cast Heath Ledger as the Joker in the next Batman film. I was really pulling for Paul Bettany.. Sam Rockwell, Jude Law, and Robin Williams were also all rumored to be up for the part, but I suppose they've all sort of played that type of crazy bad guy role before. Heath Ledger has never played a part like this, so maybe he'll bring something unique to the film. And after Batman Begins, I trust Chris Nolan knows what he's doing.

I have a devil on my back.. I cannot die