an eye for an eye, leaving the whole world blind

As soon as he fixes me up, i'm going to tear that man open and give him a guided tour to his lower intestine... so long as he does me the favour of not eating for 24 hours before his disembowelment, otherwise the intestines are filled with partially digested food and waste matter.. that's an aspect of bowel remove i'd rather not deal with...

I wonder how many disembowelings i'd have to do before it becomes a casual conversation topic..

not that bowels are all that important... you'd be surprised people can live quite a while, flopping around in blinding pain without their bowels..