and who are 'they', the wizards?
'Drawing a Blank' was far harder than they made it out to be... you start with a line.. and.. DAMNIT! failed again.. why must I always fail?!?
I feel like I'm taking insanity pills. Went to the night market tonight. I'm sure there's some sort of human slave trade there, and I wanted to get in on the business. So I'm in the market.. I meet my contact.. and the answer is the stinky tofu.. OF COURSE! How could I have been so blind? Nobody in their right mind would order any of that.. so I stalk towards the booth with a purpose. You can't realize the peril I'm in... the seething masses of people oozing around me.. their hands.. they're EVERYWHERE! I smell the stand... and order a place of fermented tofu... what was it that my contact told me? in which order should I have put on the sauces... was it.. hoi sin, chili, sweet chili, soy? or was it chili, hoi sin, sweet chili soy... damn it.. I chose the chili, hoi sin, sweet chili, soy route.. and waited.. and waited.. and waited... got a slushy watermelon juice while I waited.. DAMNIT.. I must have chosen the wrong order... next time.. next time I shall find them! They will rue the day they did not include me at once.. RUE!!
I feel like I'm taking insanity pills. Went to the night market tonight. I'm sure there's some sort of human slave trade there, and I wanted to get in on the business. So I'm in the market.. I meet my contact.. and the answer is the stinky tofu.. OF COURSE! How could I have been so blind? Nobody in their right mind would order any of that.. so I stalk towards the booth with a purpose. You can't realize the peril I'm in... the seething masses of people oozing around me.. their hands.. they're EVERYWHERE! I smell the stand... and order a place of fermented tofu... what was it that my contact told me? in which order should I have put on the sauces... was it.. hoi sin, chili, sweet chili, soy? or was it chili, hoi sin, sweet chili soy... damn it.. I chose the chili, hoi sin, sweet chili, soy route.. and waited.. and waited.. and waited... got a slushy watermelon juice while I waited.. DAMNIT.. I must have chosen the wrong order... next time.. next time I shall find them! They will rue the day they did not include me at once.. RUE!!


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